Gary has not died and gone to Heaven, but that is exactly how he feels. Not only does he have his wife Sandy, he also gets to live here, in Eden. Gary calls it “Eden” because, well, this is pretty much what he set up for himself. For about two seconds he played with the idea of calling it “The Arc,” but he had more than two rabbits and exactly zero floods, black flies, or rats. The more imposing animals, such as hippos, Gary let exist somewhere else in his world, yet to be discovered. Eden is full of adorable tame creatures and fruitful trees. He hopes there is time for adventure. Maybe someday he will make a boat. He makes infinite plans. The best creature of all, however, is Sandy, and she’s here! And pregnant! It was easy, Gary literally created Sandy from memory, and then wished she was pregnant. Boom! Now she is with child. Life has never been so fluid and joyful.
Gary is trying to be God…pretty good at it…but secularism might just get him “down the stretch” back to the finish line